You Too Can Be Jesse Jackson: The Bibi Netanyahu Edition
In Your Best Jackson voice repeat the following rhymes:
The President told Bibi that he was having dinner with his kids
And that he was welcome to hang out with Robert Gibbs
He invited him up, but they were having ribs
Bibi said no sir because ribs (pause)
Are not kosher.
Obama said, “Bibi have a coke and a smile.
I might be a while.
Sit back and unwind.
Let me know if you change your mind.
Here’s the remote.
Hang up your coat.
I won’t be far.
There’s the bar.
Enjoy Dancing with the Stars.
East Jerusalem, you’re trying to settle
When it’s peace Barack is trying to peddle.
Bibi is testing the President’s meddle
Thinking he doesn’t know the facts.
That’s whack.
That’s the kettle calling on a president who’s black.
Settlements give fuel to Osama
Diminishes Obama
Creates Middle Eastern drama.
You thought it was rude when he went for food
How about if he screamed “Yo momma!”
As he put on his pajamas.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear.
People think it wasn’t fair
That he left Bibi there
Even though Barack let him have his favorite chair.
Jesse I am
I do not like strife in the Holy land.
I do not like settlements in the East.
I do not like what they do to peace.
I do not like them in the west.
I do not think that would be best.
I do not like Hamas rockets fired
I think, of that, the world has grown tired.
I do not like terrorist threats
because it causes Bibi Net
To send his jets.
I do not like government bulldozers
Or occupying Israeli soldiers.
Jesse I am
I want peace in the Holy land.
Keep hope alive.
I know. That felt gooooood.