You Too Can Be Jesse Jackson: Virginia's "Old Confederacy" Month

Governor Bob McDonnell wants to have Old Confederacy month and celebrate Virginia’s racist past.
It shows a lack of class
And that his mind has gone beyond the looking glass.
Racism is reaching critical mass
when a governor can pull an idea like this out his...butt.

McDonnell, a native Virginian,
in my opinion,
wants to resurrect the Old Dominion.

He wants to celebrate Robert E. Lee
With this decree
Causing rednecks to celebrate with glee
But it appears to me
That he swan dove into the Chablis.

This situation shows a lack of political discretion
to celebrate a state’s secession
that lead to war’s aggression
brother to brother transgression
over whether people could be bought or sold as possessions.
We need to know why this obsession
with black people’s suppression?
I’m left with the impression
that the governor suffers with clinical depression.

Am I the only one that thinks
the man should see a shrink?

The Governor wants to attract tourists.
He’ll only find confederate purists.

He’ll only get traction
with those that find the rebel flag an attraction.
But many will have an opposite reaction
and relive the pain of a molar extraction.
Like Mick Jagger, there’ll be no satisfaction.

What’s next governor? An Amusement park with rides
like the apartheid water slide?
The bullwhip?
the rocking slave ship?
What the hell?
Kings Dominion already has the rebel yell.
How about The Underground Railroad coaster?
That could be good. I know you’d enjoy it.
Peckerwood.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a bear
The Governor is not all there
He’s so stupid it hurts your hair.
This is the worst jive.
Sometimes it’s really hard to keep hope alive.

Man, you are living the dream