Tony's Random Thoughts: 3/22/10
Bullock gets Blindsided
Cute little Sandra Bullock wins an Oscar and her husband Jesse James is sleeping with a woman who looks like the Number 6 Train to the Bronx circa 1975.
Michelle Bombshell, Jesse James’ crush, looks like something he would make in his Monster Garage.
This girl looks like Walt Disney threw up on her.
She looks like she was it, and unarmed in a paintball game.
She looks like Ed Hardy’s drop cloth!
Mission Impossible
Mr. Phelps (Peter Graves) went on his final mission.
I wonder whether his body self destructed fifteen seconds after his demise.
Surely his mortician will get a chance to see a grown man naked. I know, I know, don’t call him Shirley
When you visit him at the cemetery do you go to Peter Grave’s grave? What?? Too soon??