Tiger Woods
Tiger claimed that Eelin never hit him. What?!! How would he know? He was high on Ambien! He thought he was dreaming that he was driving. He didn't know whether she hit him or not. The police show up. His Viking of a wife is holding an effing 9 iron like she's The Mighty Thor. Do you think she was about to confess? "Did you hit me Eelin?" Umm No. No I didn't....sweetie. Are you okay? I was so worried about you. I rolled over and you weren't there. It's two in the morning. Where were you going? Woman claimed she was trying to get him out of the car. He was in the front seat driving and the back, driver's side window was smashed out. I'm no physicist but isn't easier to try to pull someone out of the front seat by opening the front door. She ran past the spare car keys to get a golf club to unlock the rear car door. Yea Ok.