Tony's Random Thoughts
Tiger Woods's mistress Joslyn James claims that the Woodman dropped of a load and knocked her up twice. Ms. James is a porn star. That means she is paid to bump uglies on screen for money. Maybe it's just me but I'm thinking that if that's your line of work shouldn't you know a little bit about birth control. I mean even the toll booth operator at the Holland Tunnel wears rubber gloves. Ms. James claims that she miscarried on the first pregnancy. What did she do? Burp?
In related news, heartthrob star of the Vampire Movie series Twilight, Robert Pattinson says he's allergic to vagina. It's so important for celebrities to reveal that they suffer from various ailments. It humanizes them and inspires others to have themselves checked for the same ailments. Imus's public battle with prostate cancer has caused millions of men to have themselves checked out. As a result of Pattinson's revelation I've since discovered that I too am allergic to vagina. Apparently when I’m in close proximity I swell up something awful.