Live From The Greenroom: February 18th
In the course of a discussion with Warner Wolf about Tiger Woods’ press conference / apology, the I-Man mentioned Tiger’s desire to get one of his girlfriends out of the porn industry. Somehow, he got around to suggesting that Warner might want to try to get into an adult film, as he has a number of movie cameos on his resume. Although that concept is the stuff of nightmares, one wonders just what Warner, playing himself, would do in ‘Wanda Loves Watersports 2’ , (Because there were so many unanswered questions left at the end of the first ‘Wanda Loves Watersports’)? Here are a few dialogue suggestions:
“If you had Jenna Jameson NOT taking on both Ron Jeremy and Joslyn James…YOU LOST!”
“Erectile dysfunction? Come on! Let’s go the videotape!’
“Where’s the flag on that play? That’s backfield in motion!”
“Those are NATURAL boobs? Give me a break!”
“Change the rule! If you’re a guy and can’t keep going longer than three minutes…you’re out of the business!”
“Six two, two hundred five pound, 9 inch Dale Da Bone, trust me, this guy can bring the heat!”
“Now THAT’S what I call a fair pole!’
"No girl on girl action…turn your sets off there”