Pat O'Brien Gives Imus A Hard Time, Which Is Fine By Us
Pat O'Brien, who Imus has known for way too long, complimented the I-Man's jacket, remarking that it looked like "an Armani, or something." Actually, Joseph Abboud designed the coat. "But that's where he gets all his ideas," Imus stipulated.
O'Brien, who claimed to have put Abboud on the map, impressed Imus with his list of five favorite songs, one of which was "God Only Knows," by The Beach Boys.
"Brian Wilson wrote that song because before that, outside of a church hymnal, there had never been a song with the name 'God' in the title," said O'Brien.
Imus questioned the validity of this claim, and further wondered why O'Brien, who does not ski, spent the holidays in Aspen, Colorado.
"I just like Aspen," said O'Brien, whose fiancee skis. "At least I go out in public!"
He then shared his plans for when and if — god forbid — Imus bites the big one.
"My plan is to somehow work it out with Deirdre, get your body, and put you up in some very public restaurant like Olive Garden, or Starbucks," said O'Brien, his eyes wild. "Because you never go out!"
He added, "We'll sit your body up in a Starbucks with a cheap computer on a Facebook page, so people can just walk by you and say, 'What a moron! This is the first time he comes out in public, and he's on his Facebook page?'"
Suddenly, O'Brien had a change of heart. "Actually, we'll make it a MySpace page, which is even worse."
O'Brien, whose most recent gig was hosting the entertainment news show "The Insider," no longer hangs out with the Hollywood crowd. But he told Imus that back in 2005, he predicted NBC's late night lineup would become a big ol' mess come 2009.
"Too bad we don't have a record of that," Imus said, doubting every word that was coming out of his friend's mouth.
O'Brien assured Imus, "There's pretty much a record of everything I've said in this day and age." Ain't that the truth.
In case anyone was wondering (and odds are nobody was), O'Brien thinks his fellow O'Brien Conan is very funny.
"He's funny to about five college kids smoking dope," Imus shot back.
That's exactly five more than find you funny, cowboy.
-Julie Kanfer
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