As Baby Boomers Age More are Smoking Weed
The days of grandma and grandpa having a little apple brandy during the holidays are over. They might use an apple but it will be to make a pipe to smoke weed.
If your Grandparents were born in say 1950 and they came of age in the sixties and seventies and your mother's name is Moonrocket chances are they are getting their smoke on. You'll loving going to grandma's house. In fact you better come like Little Red Riding Hood with a basket full of goodies because they are going to have the hella munchies.
There won't be any funky Christmas candy in the bowl but there'll be lots of Nacho Cheese Doritos. If you watch a Cheech and Chong movie with them thinking they won't get it, believe me they will be giggling long after the movie is over. In fact the goofy bastards won't be able to stop giggling.
There will be a towel stuffed under their door.
They'll be driving twenty-five miles an hour with the left blinker on but it won't be because they are old.
They'll be high.
Those red eyes won't be because of allergy season.